"Go fetch my revolver back."
The English Patient
I JUST FUCKING BOUGHT TICKETS TO GO SEE RALPH FUCKING FIENNES IN OCTOBER I AM DDDDYYYYIIIINNNGGGGGGGG
IT’S THE FILM FESTIVAL WHERE THEY’RE HONORING HIS WORK IN FILM AND THEN SHOWING THE INVISIBLE WOMAN AND THEN HAVING A Q&A AFTERWARDS
I WENT TO BUY TICKETS LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO BUT THEY WERE SOLD OUT AND I CRIED BUT NOW TICKETS BECAME AVAILABLE AND I AM DONE DEAD GONE DIG MY HOLE IN THE GROUND CUZ I AM DDDOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEE
i so wish this picture was bigger but just look at Ralph’s face and tell me you didn’t piss your pants laughing…
My phone’s wallpaper. Now all I do is stare at his chest.
I was caught once. Quite embarrassing.
Though I admitted the truth proudly.
I imagine he’s skipping.